Inside every snail shell is a tiny disco ball
Disco isn't dead, instead, it turns out that it just got small
They've got the boogie oogie all up in their buggy bodies
These super freaks of nature love to seek out funky hobbies
Disco snails, they're off to San Francisco where the disco's
off the rails
They meet and dance to disco in disgusting garbage pails
The afterparty is in your garden where they'll eat your kale
And dance to disco 'cause they're disco snails
Disco what?
Disco snails, they're leaving silver trails
Disco where?
Current position's 3rd and Mission
Disco how?
They're on the roof, they've found the groove
Disco why?
The simple answer is, they're dancers
Source: LyricFind
Songwriters: Jack Stratton / Zachary Barker