Favorite character? Luna Lovegood. Oh, wait, Firenze too if he has more lines.
Favorite book? Goblet of Fire,
reminds me of the Hunger Games.
Okay, with that out of the way, let
me remember what happened during the past 2 months of binging the book series. Not
much, because I have seen the movies before and I am surprised to say that books
and movies are almost identical. I thought some important stuff will be cut out
to fit the shooting process, but aside from some backstories, pretty much everything
stays the same. Let me do myself the honor and type out some quotes from the physical
paperback copies. (Credits: J.K. Rowling)
That is because it is a monstrous
thing, to slay a unicorn. Only one who has nothing to lose, and everything to
gain, would commit such a crime. The blood of a unicorn will keep you alive,
even if you are an inch from death, but at a terrible price. You have slain something
pure and defenseless to save yourself and you will have but a half-life, a
cursed life, from the moment the blood touches your lips. – Firenze
You’ll forgive me for saying so, my
dear, but I perceive very little aura around you. Very little receptivity to
the resonances of the future. – Professor Trelawney
I see, then you should know, Potter,
that Sybill Trelawney has predicted the death of one student a year since she
arrived at this school. None of them has died yet. Seeing death omens is her favorite
way of greeting a new class. If it were not for the fact that I never speak ill
of my colleagues, Divination is one of the most imprecise branches of magic. I shall
not conceal from you that I have very patience with it. True seers are very
rare, and professor Trelawney.. you look excellent in health to me, Potter, so
you will excuse me if I don’t let you off homework today. I assure you that if
you die, you need not hand it in. - Professor Mcgonagall
Loud wet raspberry – Peeves
JORDON, ARE YOU BEING PAID TO
ADVERTISE FIREBOLTS? GET ON WITH THE COMMENTARY! - Professor Mcgonagall
CONSTANT VIGILANCE! – Moody
We all know Professor Moody considers
the morning wasted if he hasn’t discovered six plots to murder him before
lunchtime. Apparently he is now teaching his students to fear assassination,
too. An odd quality in a Defernce Against the Dark Arts teacher, Dumbledore,
but no doubt you had your reasons. – Karkaroff
I have gone temporarily deaf and haven’t
had any idea what you said, Harry – Dumbledore
Have a biscuit, Potter - Professor Mcgonagall
Obviously, I received it, or I would
have asked you what you are doing in my classroom - Professor Mcgonagall
One person can’t feel all that at
once, they’d explode – Ron
Maybe not, but at least my happiness
doesn’t depend on Ron’s goalkeeping ability – Hermione
'I don’t mean to be rude' – he began, in a tone that threatened rudeness in every syllable.
‘-yet, sadly, accidental rudeness
occurs alarmingly often', Dumbledore finished the sentence gravely. ‘Best to say
nothing at all, my dear friend. Ah, and this must be Petunia.'
It’s all this uncertainty with You-Know-Who coming back, people think they might be dead tomorrow, so they’re rushing all sorts of decisions they’d normally take time over. It was the same last time he was powderful, people eloping left right and centre- Mrs Weasley