Well, I have absolutely no clue what that word actually means.
But I can probably tell you something much more
interesting than the ‘highest form of intelligence’ (as quoted from Oscar Wilde):
my life!
I wake up every morning to the loud rhythms of
some extremely hardworking machines on a construction site. They always deliver
on time and never fail to kill my mood for the day.
And also, my alarm. My alarm plays this song
that sums up my entire relationship with the rest of this pandemic-stricken
world we live in: Stupid Love.
Then I take a super quick shower (splash few drops of water here and there), because I’m perfectly fine with having some overdued dead skin cells on my body.
Time is more precious to me than clear breathable
complexion.
I start to pick my clothes for the day. Usually
all black so I can scare tiny kids and get darker because of all that healthy UV
rays from the cool Sun.
When I get dressed, I like to multitask for no
reason. I’m not in a hurry. Just doing it because I can.
I’ll be putting on pants, cooking some eggs,
drinking milk, replying to someone, singing something, packing my bag,
preparing lunch, all while brushing my hair.
That’s why I have hair all over the place.
I blame it on the genes, but honestly, I like
to leave my hair everywhere. It is my confetti. I am a party.
(credits to somewhere from twitter)
The day will be a blur. Either I’m wasting my
time on eating, typing, reading something that doesn’t help my grades at all,
or trying to be pitiful and suppressing my anger on people who think it’s funny
to be passive aggressive and insult others in the name of sarcasm.
Like, really. Stop.
I don’t care if you’re really close to someone, or grew up in an environment where it’s normal to be bitchy. These are not reasons to be mean to another human being.
In fact, the list of ‘Reasons why you should be mean’ doesn’t exist.
A clever roast or a good comeback is fine,
making fun of others and bullying is not. And if you can’t tell the difference,
you should practice more so you can offend more people in the future.
Good luck.